elcome! Greetings my fellow Americans. And girl ones, too. These are times of divisions. Red states and blue states. The have-nots and the have-tons-of. The imbecilic, and the amazingly even more
imbecilic.
But our America is an enormous fondue pot, where smelly cheeses of all types can meld together in a sort of warm oily mass, for citizens and non-legal residents alike to dip dry bread crumbs on a long metal stick into.
It is my duty to bridge these societal gaps, or at least mince along the fine line between them as deftly as a damn ballerina. ...